Thursday, June 4, 2009

Poison Ivy


















































My daughter is taking a summer class at the local college on Minnesota ecology and the grounds are thick with poison ivy. We live a block away so I'm rather interested.

I found this on Wikipedia—
The plants can grow as a shrub up to about 4 foot tall, as a ground cover 4–10 inches high, or as a climbing vine on various supports. Older vines on substantial supports send out lateral branches that may at first be mistaken for tree limbs.

The compound leaves of poison ivy consist of three pointed leaflets; the middle leaflet has a much longer stalk than the two side ones. The leaflet edges can be smooth or toothed but are rarely lobed. The leaves vary greatly in size, from 0.31" to 2.16" in length. They are reddish when they emerge in the spring, turn green during the summer, and become various shades of yellow, orange or red in the autumn.

The photos were taken from the Internet, the photographer is unknown.

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Buffalo With Calves Near Park Rapids














I tried to get closer to take more pictures of the buffalo babies but the mommas would start to rumble at me when I got within 40 feet of the farmer's fence. Bison herds must have been quite a sight when they roamed the plains.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Gulls at Agate Beach outside of Duluth



















The gulls look like they they are trying to decide whether or not to go surfing. The beach was bitterly cold Memorial Day with impressive waves. The tiny beach is a nice place to go and look for agates and it's a pretty drive along Highway 61.

Bob Dylan released Highway 61 Revisited in 1965

Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No." Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin' you better run"
Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?"
God says, "Out on Highway 61."

Well Georgia Sam he had a bloody nose
Welfare Department they wouldn't give him no clothes
He asked poor Howard where can I go
Howard said there's only one place I know
Sam said tell me quick man I got to run
0l' Howard just pointed with his gun
And said that way down on Highway 61.

Well Mack the Finger said to Louie the King
I got forty red white and blue shoe strings
And a thousand telephones that don't ring
Do you know where I can get rid of these things
And Louie the King said let me think for a minute son
And he said yes I think it can be easily done
Just take everything down to Highway 61.

Now the fifth daughter on the twelfth night
Told the first father that things weren't right
My complexion she said is much too white
He said come here and step into the light he says hmm you're right
Let me tell the second mother this has been done
But the second mother was with the seventh son
And they were both out on Highway 61.

Now the rovin' gambler he was very bored
He was tryin' to create a next world war
He found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor
He said I never engaged in this kind of thing before
But yes I think it can be very easily done
We'll just put some bleachers out in the sun
And have it on Highway 61.

Some vacation condos were built across the bay; I didn't like them in the photo so I Photoshopped them out. Thanks to Photoshop you can have your perfect world.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Bridgestone Super Bowl Ad - Taters


I've always loved Mr Potato Head and this Mr and Mrs Potato Head commercial is very funny.

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Fashion Queen Mr Potato Head Feeling Pretty


Mr Potato Head (not Mrs Potato Head) has glamor accessories for those special days when he wants to feel extra pretty; earrings, mascara, high heels and a purse to keep all his potato toppings.

This description is from the Playskool site.

PLAYSKOOL MR. POTATO HEAD PARTS ‘N PIECES GLAMOUR SPUD



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It’s more mix-and-match fun for the potato you love! Create fashionably fun and wacky looks with glamorous accessories. You’re sure to produce a fashion queen with so much a-peel!

Glamorous accessories for your MR. POTATO HEAD. Includes visor, pair of eyes, pair of earrings, mouth, pair of shoes, 2 arms and purse. Figure not included.

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Monday, June 1, 2009

Sunday Was A Good Day



















Sunday was a good day. I napped in the hammock, watched the hummingbirds, went to Sonic for a cheeseburger, made rhubarb pie, and had a water fight with the kids.

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Cabin Porcupine














Inappropriate Porcupine Question Haiku

no I'm not prickly
you just ask silly questions
...very carefully

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

We had a visitor this morning; a deer in the yard

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

If you need to know how to spell it, the name is on the cover.

If you don't know what it means, how would you know to look in the dictionary?

That just leaves pronunciation and abbreviation. I guess you might look up the pronunciation but if you know to use the dictionary chances are good that you know how to pronounce it and I looked and didn't find an abbreviation.

I'm sure it's there because the dictionary is a book that defines words but it's a fun quandary.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Hayfever Has Begun















Allergy season haiku

eyes itch, nose tickles
fields resplendent with pollen
spring is here again

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

SHERLOCK HOLMES (2009) trailer

I love Robert Downey Jr; he can make a bad movie good and this one looks great! I hate when they start advertising a movie this far out-it's going to be released Christmas Day.

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We're All Predictably Irrational - Dan Ariely

I saw this on TED and sought it out on You Tube. He compares visual illusions to cognitive thinking and how we make decisions.

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Yikes, I'm Glad We Are Not Going To the Cabin

This isn't a photo of the current traffic jam out of the city; our traffic has boats attached. I think it would be faster to walk if you are on hwy 10 headed north.

The radio said it's taking about 90 minutes to travel 5 miles on highway 94.

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus trailer and haiku

I found this video when I Googled predator (I needed an image of the Predator from the movie) and it cracked me up. I love B movies and Sci Fi B movies are the best.

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus haiku

do not be afraid
giant sharks are only in movies
we'll be landing soon

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Story of Stuff

I've been feeling like a slave to my stuff. I have to protect it, clean it and store it. I started getting rid of stuff in 2003 by selling it or giving to charity. Every time I get rid of something the house feels a little better.

The phrase perceived obsolescence in the movie The Story of Stuff was new to me. Perceived obsolescence is where you think you need a new version of a serviceable item because a newer version is available; for example clothes. You don't want to wear a dated style but you go to the store to buy jeans and t-shirts that look like they've been worn for years.

I've been trying to not buy more stuff unless it's truly needed but I'm still guilty. I use reusable shopping bags but I have an embarrassing number of them. I try to use refillable aluminum water bottles but I have 6 styles from Switzerland. I'm getting better about my consumption but I still have a long way to go.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Call You Hate To Get

My father's wife called and said she had some bad news. I thought she was going to tell me our cabin was wearing a tree again but my cousin Liz died; I didn't even know she had been sick for the last 6 months.

Liz was a baby when my parents divorced so I never knew her as well as her older siblings. It's odd how when parents divorce you also divorce the non custodial parent's family. I never played with my cousins again and stopped visiting my Grandparents.

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Greg Pritchard - Britain's Got Talent - Show 5

I never expected this; I was totally surprised by his performance. I made my family watch and now I'm sharing with you. He is amazing.

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Carol Burnett - Shy (1972 Version)

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Carol Burnett - Shy (1964 Version)

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Alice At The Palace (1981) - Drink Me, Goodbye Feet

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Alice At The Palace (1981) - The Mad Tea Party

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Alice At The Palace (1981) - Eating Mushrooms / Jabberwocky

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The Walrus and The Carpenter by Lewis Carroll

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"

"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."

The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."

"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?

"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"

"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"

"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)

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Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll

Jabberwocky is one of my favorite poems and it is performed by the group Ambrosia in the song Mama Frog.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

The New Star Trek Movie

I saw the new Star Trek today and this is by far the best of the Star Trek movies. I was a fan of the TV show reruns when I was a teenager but the previous movies didn't appeal to me.

The movie is well cast, fast paced, the script is very good and the special effects deserve to be viewed on the big screen.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Adam Savage: My quest for the dodo bird, and other obsessions

This was one my my favorites talks on TED. I admire the way Adam Savage from Mythbusters passionately follows his obsessions and I'm glad I'm not married to him. :-) His attention to detail with the black bird from the Maltese Falcon is almost pathological; I understand making a replica but my goodness... He is very talented.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Animator vs. Animation by Alan Becker

This is a cleaner link for the first half of Alan Becker's flash cartoon that is available in Deviant Art

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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Susan Savage-Rumbaugh: Apes that write, start fires and play Pac-Man

I saw this video on Ted (available online or you can download the talks through iTunes) about Susan Savage-Rumbaugh's work with Bonobos. I have mixed feelings about studying these fascinating primates in a university setting instead of the wild but I'm for loving research that helps protect their species. This is not an animal cruelty video; it's about behavior and how closely the bonobo resemble humans.

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Saturday, May 2, 2009

Free Comic Day at Source Comics

The one day I don't have have my camera is the day my daughter asks me stop by Source Comics and the parking lot is filled with superheros. I took some photos with my phone but even the Sprint store couldn't figure out why they won't email. I'll talk to some computer wiz friends and see if they can release them.

I recognized some of the characters but I'd have to ask Nissa about the rest. The costumes were great and the performers relished their roles; striking many hero poses. Spiderman was crouched on a railing, Thor swung his hammer, Supergirl was quite fetching and the poor, overheated, Storm Trooper was stationed near the free pop. I think there was about a dozen costumed characters.

There were 3 tables of comic book artists signing autographs and selling their work. I didn't buy any art but Nissa picked up a few things.

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Friday, May 1, 2009

X-Men Origins: Wolverine


We just left the theater; this was the best of the X-Men movies. My daughter is a huge fan of Gambit and Dead Pool so there was a bit of ranting in the car but even she was pleased.

The stories she told me about Dead Pool in the comics are extremely funny; I can see why she likes him so much (Nissa and Dead Pool are both wicked funny).

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

How Doth the Little Crocodile by Lewis Carroll

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!



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Friday, April 17, 2009

16 Goats In A Tree

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Tree Climbing Goats From Morraco





When food became sparse on the ground, the goats learned to climb the Argan trees in Morocco in search of food, which is otherwise sparse in the region. My dog climbs up on the table but I can't see climbing a tree for a squirrel.

photographer unknown

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

More Poodles in Disguise
























A rooster poodle

















A camel poodle.

















A buffalo Poodle

















A Clydesdale Poodle

I found these fun photos on Google images, the photographer is unknown.

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Poodle Under the Sea


Christy Van Cleave turned her dog Jack into a "Poodles Under The Sea" theme.

photographer unknown

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Charmed Poodle

Groom Expo 2007 Barkleigh Creative Winner, Meggan Mulcahy, with her entry, "Charmed." (Photo by Animal Photography)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Poodle

My dog came back from the groomer and it's a good thing she recognized me since she didn't resemble the beloved pet that I left there. We took before photos and I was going to take an after photo but she looked too odd; this was not a Kodak moment. I started looking for a new groomer and I wanted to see the photos of other groomer's work; I found these. Zelda doesn't look this different but I got a kick out of these photos from a dog grooming competition in Las Vegas.


Sandy Hartness of Yucaipa Valley, California turned her poodle into a Ninja Turtle named Leonardoodle.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Westminster Bridge Shadows



I Googled Westminster Bridge recently and checked Wikipedia to see how many times the Bridge is featured in popular cultural references.

The Daleks crossed it in Doctor Who
A skit on Monty Python with a reporter and policeman where they keep stealing items from people passing by.
Cruella de Vil stands on it while seeing the spots from One Hundred and One Dalmatians.
In 28 Days Later the protagonist walks across it while discovering London has apparently been deserted.
The bridge has also appeared in the movies Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Surfer, The Bourne Ultimatum and National Treasure: Book of Secrets.

I was a little surprised to see the following photo of the bridge's shadow on Wikepedia. Channel your inner 12 year old...


Westminster Bridge Haiku
shadows lengthening
apollo's prank erected
cupid's graffiti


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Custom What?



This custom house for $420,000 cracked me up. It is a concrete block shell and about the same size as a small suburban home or 3 car garage. The shell is about an hour from anywhere and the ocean is about half a mile away.

Concrete block haiku.

industrial blocks
grey Lego's by the ocean
sand reformatted

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Monday, April 13, 2009

The Tulips Are Coming—The Tulips Are Coming!

OK, the green part is only about 3" high but the bunnies will be feasting on them soon. Here is today's tulip haiku.

harbingers of spring
riots of color thrust away
the browns of winter

The photo is from morgue file.

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Zombie Haiku


I mentioned to my daughter that I wrote a Zombie Haiku. Her response was "I bet there's not many of those"

I was curious and Googled Zombie Haiku—218,000 results—and they were pretty intense compared to mine.

Then I went to look for Zombie images, the photo sites were too graphic for me and about 20% were close ups of coffee beans. Does this mean that after a nice snack of lady fingers and brains; zombies like to relax with a cup of Sumatran blend? Mall food courts would become quite an adventure.

I cheated a bit on the haiku's syllables but I was in a hurry; it's hard to type and run.

veggie burgers
organic free range
vegetarians

I think I took this photo of a caveman walking his dinosaur in South Dakota.

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Sandwich Rules


I have quirks and when I want to justify them I say "because it's a rule". I ordered a sandwich in a college l cafeteria and the chef made it according to my rules. I was watching to ensure he did it in the right order but he made it perfectly. I was so astonished I said "You followed the sandwich rules!" He looked at me and said "How else would you make it?" I have been vindicated.

Sandwich rules

Roast beef sandwich
* toast the bread
* lightly butter one side of one piece of toast
* cover the buttered side with roast beef
* sprinkle on salt and pepper—if I can't have sea salt I only use pepper—if it's deli roast beef I never add salt
* put ketchup on top the roast beef and add the remaining piece of toast
* cut the sandwich in quarters

Reasoning. Most sandwiches taste better on toast and they are sturdier. I don't like a lot of butter but a little complements the roast beef and helps hold it in place. The ketchup goes on top of the meat since it soaks into the meat and keeps the salt and pepper from snowing out while eating. Quartered sandwiches are easier to eat than holding a large sloppy sandwich. I never know where to start with a sandwich cut on the diagonal. Do you bite from the center and have a large portion of crust remaining or start in a crust corner near the cut edge and have an uncomfortable remaining sandwich shape that drizzles out the fixings. You can't bite into the crust corner since that's just wrong.

Deli style sandwich with lunch meat
* toast is preferred or a very dense bread that's been in a toaster oven
* butter for beef and pork—chicken, turkey and seafood I use miracle whip—mustard goes on top of the butter if it's applicable
* meat
* cheese since the cheese works well with the meat
* lettuce leaves—they keep the cheese nice and it's crunchy
* onion slices broken into rings and green pepper rings
* tomato slices—they are next to the bread since the bread absorbs the excess liquid
* toast
cut into quarters.

I have other rules, but I'm not so OCD that I have to do them; I just prefer it.

I try to not shop in grocery stores where the produce section is not to the right of the doors. I prefer to travel counterclockwise and I like to buy my produce first since that determines my menu. The meat department should be next along the back back wall.

I don't buy trousers that fit tightly around my ankles since I put my shoes on before the slacks. I have no justification...

Flossing needs to be done before brushing. If I floss after I brush, I re-brush my teeth.

I never drink the bottom of a cup of coffee. This dates back to my parents boiling coffee and letting the grounds settle. I know Caribou and Starbucks don't have coffee grounds on the bottom of the cup but I still won't drink it. I don't understand eating coffee beans since I've spent so much time avoiding the grounds.

I have no idea where this Zombie haiku came from; perhaps analyzing rules brings out my darker side. I used to want to become a psychiatrist but discovered I had no desire to complete medical school; they have a rule about that.

finger sandwiches
tongue sliced thin, head cheese, sweet breads
zombie buffet line

I found the cute photo of animal shaped sandwiches on Google images

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Friday, April 10, 2009

World's Smallest Bar - self proclaimed



Margarita shaped Haiku

no restrooms chairs food
tiny alcove selling beer
sidewalk fiesta
ll
ll
ll
ll
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Don't Forget Your Car

If you are driving home please don't forget to take your car; is a sign at a bar called The Office on the beach in Cabo. Cabo is filled with funny signs, most of which are related to liquor.

The Office has a built in series of excuses—Sorry hon, I'm staying late at the office—I'll call you later when I leave the office.

The bar drifts out onto a sandy area and if a waiter shows up with a sombrero, a funnel, and a bottle of tequila; go order ceviches. Ceviches are shrimp or other sea food marinated in salt, lemon, onion, chili, avocado, coriander, parsley and tomatoes. The citrus cooks the sea food without heat.

I was on a business trip and part of our group had been biking along the California Highway and were game for anything—not that they were wild but they had wrecked 2 golf carts earlier by riding on top and putting them into a water hazard (they were playing Ben-Hur's chariot race)—they paid for two golf carts, then went and got tattoos. No, I didn't get drunk, inked, or play golf. I like to dive and it's incredibly foolish to drink alcohol and become dehydrated.

The Office haiku.
sand in your Gucci's
bartender takes dictation
dos cervezas por favor


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What Protective Carpet?



I think the rules for rental cars are a little different outside of Minnesota.

This is the jeep we rented to visit a beach where baby sea turtles hatch. We didn't get to see any baby sea turtles but there were a lot of egg shells and it was a very pretty drive.

Sea Turtle Haiku

tiny sea turtles
moonlight christening breakers
bon voyage, bonne chance

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Winter's Third Encore


Minnesota weather is never boring. A month ago my husband wanted to get out the motorcycles since it was 60 degrees. A few days ago we had snow and it's a lovely 50 degrees today.

Winter Queen Haiku

icy tears falling
frozen throne room usurped
winter queen succumbs

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Jim Butcher Book Signing


Jim Butcher was signing his newest book in the Harry Dresden series, Turn Coat, last night at the Barnes and Noble in Roseville. He was charming, witty, a very enjoyable speaker and I'm looking forward to reading it.

His graphic novel, The Dresden Files: Welcome to the Jungle with art by Ardian Syaf is nominated for a Hugo Award.

I had hoped to get the book on CD since I spend a lot of time in the car but it's not available until late April. The audio versions have been superbly performed by James Marsters (he played Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel).

Harry Dresden haiku
wizard warrior
raised staff summoning fire
where's the potion Bob

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Topless Pictures Only

Topless Photo Haiku

sun kissed blushing breasts
worshipping Apollo's path
back arched, Frank reclines

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No Drinks For You!


This vendor's truck was covered on all sides with painted signs advertising ice cold drinks.

Art Fair haiku

sun, crowds, heavy bags
adrift in art and sculpture
look, there's ice cold drinks...

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Sunday, April 5, 2009

International House of P









It's a toss up which I like more, pancakes or goofy signs. My daughters and I were on the road and wanted pancakes and found the International House of P.

Imagine leaving a bar with few too many beers. You're driving around and nature calls—should you stop at the service station, Mc Donalds, or wait until you get home—no; wait—here's the International House of P.

An ode to pancakes haiku.

stacks of carb goodness
masked in butter and maple
look, macadamias!

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Friday, April 3, 2009

No Questions, Just Give Me A Quote



I used to have an insurance agency and while I cherished the relationships I built with my clients some were quite funny. A woman called me to get an insurance quote for a home she was buying. M is for me and C is for client; I'll spare you the details and get to the good part. This is a true story.

C. I don't want to talk about my home over the phone.
M. Why
C. Because I can't see your face.
M. We could make an appointment for you to come into the office.
C. OK you can ask me questions. I don't like to meet people.
M. How old is your home?
C. 100, 200, or 300 years.
M. I'll look that up for you in the property tax web site.
C. How do you know so much about my home?
M. It's public information on the county web site. What city do you live in?
C. That's too personal.
M. I need to know the city to give you a quote, do you live in Minneapolis?
C. Yes, how did you know that?
M. My caller ID shows a Minneapolis exchange. How much do you want your deductible to be?
C. I don't know, I'll ask my Realtor.
M. Who is your Realtor?
C. That's too personal.
M. Perhaps your Realtor could help answer some of my questions so I can give you a quote.
C. OK. He's my neighbor but he's at work now. He can't take calls at work.
M. Does the house have any damage that needs repairing?
C. It's a good house but there is a hole in the roof.
M. How big of hole?
C. Bigger than my chair but smaller than the table.
M. I'm sorry but I'm unable to insure a home with a hole in the roof. The hole would have to be repaired before I can cover it.
C. I don't want the hole insured; just the house around it.

Real estate ad for squirrels haiku

skylight views, acorns
cozy pink fiberglass nest
wooded lot, big yard

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Rainbows Dancing









I have hundreds of lead crystals hanging in my studio window and every afternoon the room is flooded with rainbows. The rainbows cover the ceiling, walls and even spill out into the hallway. The heat vent under the window causes the crystals to gently move. I became tired of paying premium prices for lead crystals so I bought 2 homely lead crystal chandeliers on clearance and took them apart, now my studio has a curtain of crystal that Liberace would love.

i. newton is Sir Issac Newton and my haiku refers to the work Newton did with refracting light through prisms.

Lead oxide is added to molten glass to increase it's sparkle. If you store wine in a lead crystal decanter you might want to check out a study by the North Carolina State University indicating that the lead can leach into the wine and liquor.

lead oxide facets
crystalline light refracting
i. newton smiles

I collect phrases you never thought you'd hear; I said to my husband "I wrote poem about Issac Newton this morning."

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Flying Penguins on BBC Documentary and Penguin Haiku

Penguin haiku

penguin vacation
mai tais, extra herring please
cha cha cha poolside

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