Don't Forget Your Car

If you are driving home please don't forget to take your car; is a sign at a bar called The Office on the beach in Cabo. Cabo is filled with funny signs, most of which are related to liquor.

The Office has a built in series of excuses—Sorry hon, I'm staying late at the office—I'll call you later when I leave the office.

The bar drifts out onto a sandy area and if a waiter shows up with a sombrero, a funnel, and a bottle of tequila; go order ceviches. Ceviches are shrimp or other sea food marinated in salt, lemon, onion, chili, avocado, coriander, parsley and tomatoes. The citrus cooks the sea food without heat.

I was on a business trip and part of our group had been biking along the California Highway and were game for anything—not that they were wild but they had wrecked 2 golf carts earlier by riding on top and putting them into a water hazard (they were playing Ben-Hur's chariot race)—they paid for two golf carts, then went and got tattoos. No, I didn't get drunk, inked, or play golf. I like to dive and it's incredibly foolish to drink alcohol and become dehydrated.

The Office haiku.

sand in your Gucci's
bartender takes dictation
dos cervezas por favor

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