Zombie Haiku

I mentioned to my daughter that I wrote a Zombie Haiku. Her response was "I bet there's not many of those"

I was curious and Googled Zombie Haiku—218,000 results—and they were pretty intense compared to mine.

Then I went to look for Zombie images, the photo sites were too graphic for me and about 20% were close ups of coffee beans. Does this mean that after a nice snack of lady fingers and brains; zombies like to relax with a cup of Sumatran blend? Mall food courts would become quite an adventure.

I cheated a bit on the haiku's syllables but I was in a hurry; it's hard to type and run.

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I think I took this photo of a caveman walking his dinosaur in South Dakota.

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