I Thought Why Did Someone Photograph This Poor Guy Rather Than Moving The Ladder?

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The following is the text below the photo on Failblog. Wouldn't this image be fun on a Christmas card?

Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

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Another 4.0 Freak-Out Averted

Another semester has ended and I still have a 4.0. I'm taking college more seriously than I did the first time; I actually show up for class.

This coming semester I'm taking 5 classes again (4 is considered full time) so the work load should be pretty significant but the courses look interesting.

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Sunrise Christmas Cookies

My family of night people has been cursed with a morning person. I not only wake up before dawn, I wake up productive and cheerful.

These cookies are a serious production. The dough is chilled the night before since the cookies are rolled until the dough becomes translucent (approximately 1/16" thick).

I used to make many different shapes using antique cookie cutters but I'm over that thanks to my family chugging cookies faster than I can make them.

It takes about 1.5 hours for me to make a batch, 3 hours with help. I now have a convection oven and can make them at lightening speed if I have someone to rotate the multitude of baking sheets. Nissa was conscripted and she appeared looking a bit like Bill the Cat before he had his daily phamaceutical enhancement and she cursed being the only person who answered my call.

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The Banana Bunker

I heard about this banana holder this morning on the radio and had to see it. I got the photo from the MOMA store web site.

I must admit I don't usually bring bananas as a snack since they become smashed in my bag but...

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Six to eight black men - part 1 of 3

This is probably my favorite Christmas story.

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Six to eight black men - part 2 of 3

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Six to eight black men - part 3 of 3

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Jesus Shaves (David Sedaris)

I have fond memories of college French so this strikes a very funny chord for me. My French is not very good but the teacher did teach me to swear in French like a native.

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Surprised Kitty

A friend sent me this today and I had to share.

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The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

I know that this has been viewed by a lot of people but it's still very cute. I particularly enjoyed the last few seconds.

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Pink Glove Dance

This is similar the wedding dance from a Minnesota couple that went viral. I love the concept and their joy; what a great project!

It doesn't load quickly like a regular video so you might want to let it load, grab a cup of coffee and come back.

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Weird Science

Indian corn pops like popcorn when you stick it on a burner and it tastes like regular popcorn. I wouldn't eat a bowl of it but it was fun to watch it pop.

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The Crawling Hand

I was terrified of this movie when I was a child. It made me afraid of hands crawling up to grab me so I was quite surprised to see it listed on Fancast movies. What a hoot! My favorite part was when the ambulance drivers go to pick up a body and decide to go to the kitchen for a beer since old ladies always have beer. On the way they spot her boarder on the floor and the one driver says "Let's get out of here" and wants to run away. They discover he's still alive so they stick him in the back of a station wagon with the dead lady and take off for the morgue and hospital.

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Gorgeous Sunrise Today

Some days it's really nice to be an early riser

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We Have Company In The Backyard

Bryce went out to rake the leaves and spotted this fox in the backyard, she was sleeping in a tiny ball. She wasn't afraid of us so we got with about 20 feet of her and started taking pictures. She seems to like the space behind the garden shed so she may be checking it out for a winter home.

I'm a little concerned since she's quite large and my dogs are under 10 pounds but for now it's fun to have her.

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Barbie On A Stick

I was driving along and saw these poor Barbies. I wonder if someone had a mischievous brother or is a future sociopath?

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It's Snowing!

I want to go outside and play but I have so much to do; of course I could just stay up really late and be a zombie tomorrow.

I think I'll go play and then get a malted Mocha from Muddy Waters; being a responsible grown up is overrated. If we get enough snow I want to fill the front yard with tiny snowmen minions.

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An Upgrade

Craig and I used to speak daily when I was an insurance agent with American Family Insurance and we've been drifting apart.

I was going to email him tonight but I thought I'd send him a fishing tournament upgrade instead.

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Wildlife

Bryce had a wild time at the cabin.


The garden snakes were by the front door

He found bats behind the shutters on one window.


No, make that two windows. This one flew at Bryce since he was very unhappy about being disturbed



This wasp nest was in the garage.











Now for the good things, deer and wild turkeys.

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Night Rider

It was so nice we went for an evening motorcycle ride last night. Riding a motorcycle at night is like flying.

I have a Yamaha V Star Classic with raspberry colored paint, my DH's is black.

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